Well who would have guessed that!!

[Beebo]

Working under special scientific conditions, I have discovered the following:

If I grasp a jar of Marmite in my right hand, I can, by grasping the lid in my left hand and rotating the lid in an anticlockwide direction, reveal the contents.

I'm very appreciative of the £2 million pounds grant which enabled me to facilitate this vital research.

Sent by my servant from the south of France.

Do you need another £2million to work out how to get the lid back on?

 

[tyred]

If I open my window when it's raining, rain blows into the car but if I close it, rain doesn't come in.

Anyone want to pay me a few million to investigate this strange phenomenon?

 

[perplexed]

Do you need another £2million to work out how to get the lid back on?

Ah, much as would like to oblige you in your enquiry, I would have to look at the figures closely. My feeling is that I would be unable to fulfil your request at the current level of renumeration requested. Chiefly, this is because I would have to re-headhunt some key members of the team. That's what the wife says anyway...