Went to the LBS on the way home last night.

[Herzog]

So yesterday I was riding home and my fingers were a bit cold, I've got these old Altura gloves that have developed some holes and some of the windproof stuff has peeled off.

So I stop off at the bikeshop and I ask for some new winter gloves, some guy is showing me these mitt things, which look very warm but I don't want to look like lobster boy so I ask for some with fingers, then the manager wanders over and says

- this is a bit of a delicate situation-

I look at him and he says

-is your wife French?

Where in god's name is this going? I think.

-because I think she was in here earlier buying gloves.

So now I know what I've got for christmas. Sealskins apparently.

Another week or so of cold fingers for you then...

 

[Peteaud]

Does she say (in a dead sexy voice)

"listen very carefully, you ave some gloves for xmas"

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Does she say (in a dead sexy voice)

"listen very carefully, you ave some gloves for xmas"

But how many times did she say it?

Alan...

 

[Peteaud]

But how many times did she say it?

Alan...

She will say it only once.