We're all going to die - sorry!

[Slick]

I'm not even sure how ours works.

 

[PaulB]

[Sigmund Freud on]
Why do you feel the need to switch off the microwave before it gets to zero? Is it something to do with seeing the light at the end of the birthing canal?
[Sigmund Freud off]

No, it's so that, to wake me up good and proper in the mornings, the fate of the very world is in my hands.

 

[Mr Celine]

Get a grape and cut a small cross on one end of it. Put it in your microwave and switch on at max power. Your new test is to hit the off button at the precise moment the grape ignites.

 

[tyred]

Heat a tin of Spam in it - no need to remove tin first....

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It's alright I have managed to reverse the polarity of the flux capacitor inside microwaves. We are all going back in time away from the extinction event.

 

[tyred]

True story involving the destruction of a microwave - many years ago when microwaves were a new and expensive gadget and few people knew anything about them, a nice new microwave was installed at great expense in the canteen in the business where my uncle worked at the time. One day, he was a bit late for his tea break and everyone else had left and the pot of tea was a little cold, so not knowing any better, he thought he'd heat it up in the new-fangled microwave thingy, so he placed the stainless steel tea pot in it, switched it on and left the room and went to the toilet while he was waiting for the tea to heat up....

 

[classic33]

Micro Waves are so - well - micro. It's the mega wave I'm worried about

Build your own.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mnCzYaIW50A

 

[Sharky]

I'm sure it was somebody on here that said you can clean a water bottle by putting it in a microwave with a little water in it.

They may have neglected to advise that the top should NOT be tightly left on.

 

[PaulB]

It's alright everyone! I woke up this morning so the destroyers of our world must have been busy with the local elections yesterday. I promise I'll never put you all in such jeopardy again.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Why, do you organise the elections?