Oh, on a sensible note, moving away from the "English country garden" ditty, if I'm in town, I either pop into a cafe/pub and buy a drink after, or use the loo in Debenhams without buying anything. I figure I've paid my dues by having to walk through the vile perfume bit by the entrance![]()
Personally I don't usually buy anything in these establishments. They're not losing out on anything by letting me go for a wee and I'm more likely to come back to the shop later for non-weeing matters. Also, I think they'd look kindly on a chap weeing directly into a urinal, washing his hands and leaving directly. Some of the stuff you see in the gents is enough to make your eyes water. My heart goes out to the cleaners, everytime.