Dogtrousers
Lefty tighty. Get it righty.
When I got to university, in an uncharacteristic fit of enthusiasm I joined the hill walking club or whatever it was called. My first outing with them we drove to Wales or the Lakes or somewhere (a feck of a long way I do remember). Anyway it was winter and snowy and we set off on a walk up a hill or mountain or similar lump. I decided I didn't like the look of it at all so I went back and got bladdered in the pub.In dangerous condition you basically need to avoid them if possible and never take anything for granted
That was my first and last outing with that club or society or whatever it was. It didn't help that I thought all the members were tossers. Mind you I spent three years thinking that about most of my fellow students. It was not the happiest time of my life.