What Animal Are You ?

[DCLane]

Beaver ... I'm related to @vernon

 

[slowmotion]

It says that I'm a dolphin. This is so wrong. My very few friends think I'm a honey badger....

 

[vernon]

Beaver ... I'm related to @vernon

Yo bro!

 

[screenman]

Lion.







Owl really.

 

[Paulus]

I am yet another Beaver.

 

[MikeG]

It says that I'm a dolphin. This is so wrong. My very few friends think I'm a honey badger....

I kicked a bin in Botswana a few years ago which had a honey badger half in it. It was only afterwards that I heard they have a habit of attacking human crotches. Imagine those teeth latching onto your nether regions! They're such tough little buggers that there is film somewhere of one surviving a full-blown battle with a leopard, which must be about 10 times their size.

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Anyway, that test is beyond silly. I gave up at the third question I couldn't answer properly.

Mike

 

[Shut Up Legs]

My animal is the one denied by the work internet proxy .

 

[slowmotion]

I kicked a bin in Botswana a few years ago which had a honey badger half in it. It was only afterwards that I heard they have a habit of attacking human crotches. Imagine those teeth latching onto your nether regions! They're such tough little buggers that there is film somewhere of one surviving a full-blown battle with a leopard, which must be about 10 times their size.


Mike

They are extremely nasty individuals. As you said, their standard attack plan is "emasculation" of their prey. They leap at the balls of zebras and any other animal that they want to bring down and chew them off with their impressive teeth. Then they set to work on the other body parts of their prey.
Google them at your peril.

 

[Hover Fly]

Koala bear.

Dolphin

Sigh! Our love can never be, we are just too incompatible.