What are you going to die of?

[buggi]

herbicides!!! OMG!! I'm dying of a sexually transmitted disease!!! O hang on minute... That's herpes. LOL
edit: just to clarify... I don't have the latter

 

[welsh dragon]

[QUOTE 3048572, member: 259"]Doc Marts are like mice. By the time they've worn out, they've stopped squeaking.[/QUOTE]

I don't care how much they squeak, as long as I last a fair while longer. they can squeak away

 

[postman]

If my wife finds out about my plans for ANOTHER bike,i could be dead this time next week.

 

[Brandane]

There doc martins. They'll take me a long time to wear out.

Doc Martins? From my experiences with them; you will live to a ripe old age just trying to get the b****rd uncomfortable things broken in, never mind worn out!

 

[welsh dragon]

Doc Martins? From my experiences with them; you will live to a ripe old age just trying to get the b****rd uncomfortable things broken in, never mind worn out!

I really dont mind. I'll take anything I can get

 

[vernon]

I'd surrender my life's savings to know where I'm going to die.

Then I wouldn't go there.

 

[postman]

I'd surrender my life's savings to know where I'm going to die.

Then I wouldn't go there.

Sorry i thought that read wife's savings.

 

[Hover Fly]

All my mother's relations died of cancer of one kind or another, mother had cancer but it was curable. The physical resemblance between me and my maternal grandfather and great grandfather is striking.
I'll probably be struck by lightning.

 

[numbnuts]

Non Omnis Moriar

 

[vernon]

Non Omnis Moriar

I don't know Moriarty either.

 

[stephec]

I don't know Moriarty either.

I wouldn't proffess to know him also.

 

[Gravity Aided]

There are only 964 people in the whole area that I live In apparently. I am at low risk of dying from lung cancer, breast cancer or anything else accept old age or boredom. I don't know if that is a good thing or bad. I'll have to wait and see I suppose. I just hope it doesn't happen to soon.

I've just bought a new pair of shoes and I'd like to have enough time to wear them out

Haven't worn out mine yet, but they are good English ones . Docs rule!

 

[MarkF]

10% chance via Hashimoto's disease or Kawasaki syndrome, 90%via Duvel & blue cheese.

 

[stuee147]

either Scotland is the healthiest place in the world or its so bad they cant fit it all in

 

[vernon]

It's a pie shop

That's fine. I'll bake my own.