What body type are you?
- Thread starter Smurfy
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mark st1
Plastic Manc
- Location
- Leafy Berkshire
I have limbs that weigh more than some of those athletes. Not saying which one though 
Marshmallow_Fluff
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ttcycle
Cycling Excusiast
That's the only way you can make the skin go crispy tho...
You are hannibal and I am getting out of here!
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
Stacy Sykora looks like she's just caught you doing something disturbing
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- ...I don't have much idea - really.
My body is a dead-ringer for Svetlana Khorkina, only not as tanned. About the same weight too.
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- ...I don't have much idea - really.
Maybe there's a greasy Pole in there somewhere?
Over The Hill
Guru
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- Ridden off into the sunset
Can we mix and match?
Skinny legs like the runner and chunky top half like the weight lifter.
Skinny legs like the runner and chunky top half like the weight lifter.
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- ...I don't have much idea - really.
I'm putting you down as a 'King Kamali' Mark - will that do, or would you prefer an 'Alexi Lalas'?
As for Ron Warren Jr...a dead-ringer for Mr Haematocrit. (Whip looks a bit heavy for him though - that would have to be replaced with something Ti or better.)
MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
- Location
- Lancaster... the little city.
none of them are shaped like a basketball halfway down a snooker queue.... so none of them. 
swee'pea99
Squire
No shoot, Sherlock...
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- ...I don't have much idea - really.
I'm going to pop over and see my mates at Stade Francais in a couple of weeks, so appositely, I'll throw this 'into the mix'.
Every year they produce a Calendrier of the Players that represent one of Paris' two 'Pro' Premiership Rugby Union teams. Max Guazzini, the president until a couple of years ago, proposed and developed the Calendar - and built a lot of support on the back of it...the players were seen in a totally different light!
It's all safe for work...although some of you might chose not too!
Allez rugby! A sport for all shapes and sizes.
Every year they produce a Calendrier of the Players that represent one of Paris' two 'Pro' Premiership Rugby Union teams. Max Guazzini, the president until a couple of years ago, proposed and developed the Calendar - and built a lot of support on the back of it...the players were seen in a totally different light!
It's all safe for work...although some of you might chose not too!
Allez rugby! A sport for all shapes and sizes.
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