What do you look for in a woman ?

[very-near]

Just received this

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided
I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She
was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I
decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

 

[Bigtwin]

(.) (.)

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[spandex]

Not saying

 

[very-near]

I don't.

Although I suspect that linf/very-near is still stuck at 14...

Given my 1st grandchild is due in a couple of months, I doubt it

 

[karen.488walker]

Someone who lives close by so can share a bottle of wine with, with kids the same age to keep them occupied, with kids at the same school so we can share lifts, with a husband who gets on with mine - to keep him occupied, and with a similar fitness level to mine so that we can train together. I actually had a great friend with all of the above but she moved! She's still my friend anyway.

 

[RabbitFood]

rich and easy

 

[Wigsie]

No Adams Apple!

 

[johnnyh]

a pulse.... or is that a bonus (jk)

 

[TheDoctor]

Up to your usual standard, Linf.

 

[Greedo]

Someone to put up with my constent pish oh! and long dark hair!

 

[Hilldodger]

Someone who looks like and actually is Juliette Binoche

 

[Sittingduck]

Someone who looks like and actually is Juliette Binoche Kate Beckinsale

Corrected

 

[ComedyPilot]

Access to the Pinarello/Cinelli/Cervelo/Scott/Giant/Dawes/GT/Specialized factory

 

[karen.488walker]

a pulse.... or is that a bonus (jk)

Finally, I'm in demand.

 

[zacklaws]

One who knows how to put plasters on when I take a tumble.