What do you think the conversation is here?

[Smurfy]

Late last night your ex-girlfriend called and asked me to take a look at her bottom bracket.

 

[Lullabelle]

Yeah dude, I think it was your mother

 

[Biker Joe]

Tom Boonen, "Do you think you'll ever fix your own punctures one day"?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tom Boonen, "Do you think you'll ever fix your own punctures one day"?

You mean you turn your bike UPSIDE DOWN??!!

 

[cyberknight]

Late last night your ex-girlfriend called and asked me to squeeze t her bottom .

 

[Fnaar]

So you like sponge fingers in your trifle, or do you use Madeira cake?

 

[Milzy]

Some great answers, well done for not been a grumpy git like Vernon.

 

[Lullabelle]

Tom Boonen: coke and 18 year old girls, that is fame my friend

 

[Smurfy]

Are you saying the puncture fairy doesn't actually exist!!!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

'Your chains slack'.

 

[Leaway2]

"did you just see that handsome guy on a Cannondale cycling towards the airport?"

 

[perplexed]

'But Tom, I really really wanna be in One Direction...'