What has made you chuckle this week?

[AndyRM]

Nothing - I live in Norway: humour, jokes or funny things don't happen here.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1711386/

 

[snorri]

The thread on CC today about the man who ate the aeroplane.

 

[postman]

The thread on CC today about the man who ate the aeroplane.

,Well that was just plain stupid.Are you sure it wasn't a plain Aero.Mind you i like the mint one.

 

[postman]

Just about an hour ago,i was in a supermarket cafe,sat behind five ladies who were holding some form of meeting,all of them about my age 67 or even a tad older.Anyway the meeting was closed with the minutes being agreed.
So as i stood up to leave all 6-4 of me.I leaned over and said i was not listening ,but i would like to say to you,picking on one lady.
You have the most wonderful accent .She was taken aback at the compliment.He friends said she was a cockney,it was a lovely smooth sound,round and rich.She told me she had lived in Yorkshire 59 years,and not lost the London sound.

 

[TVC]

This has been doing the rounds for a couple of days. Top class trolling.

 

[Mrs M]

My colleague who sits beside me.
He's so un PC but so funny (and a wee bit mad)!
Cheers me up daily

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Something that shouldn't really: The report in the local paper about a guy who sprayed air freshener liberally round the inside of his car and then lit a cigarette. Link

I have a mental image of him sitting there after the explosion, smouldering slightly like Wile E. Coyote.

(He got away with minor injuries. The car will likely be a write off.)

 

[Vapin' Joe]

The delivery driver who called at our shop with the morning papers and locked himself out of his van with the engine running while parked on a zig zag. He borrowed my wheel brace and thumped sh1t out of the drivers side window till it exploded everywhere so he could reach the inside door handle.

 

[Fnaar]

The Windsors, on Channel 4. Inspired comedy.

 

[Blue]

On the way home from the pub tonight we had a young looking cat literally come bouncing across the road like a spring lamb to greet us - what a treat.

 

[NorthernDave]

The Windsors, on Channel 4. Inspired comedy.

Agreed - it's far, far funnier than you'd expect.

 

[annedonnelly]

Just about an hour ago,i was in a supermarket cafe,sat behind five ladies who were holding some form of meeting,all of them about my age 67 or even a tad older.Anyway the meeting was closed with the minutes being agreed.
So as i stood up to leave all 6-4 of me.I leaned over and said i was not listening ,but i would like to say to you,picking on one lady.
You have the most wonderful accent .She was taken aback at the compliment.He friends said she was a cockney,it was a lovely smooth sound,round and rich.She told me she had lived in Yorkshire 59 years,and not lost the London sound.

I do think it's nice when people randomly compliment strangers. I imagine it makes the stranger's day

 

[Drago]

Yesterdays crime figures.

The lad at the Hospital that got frit up by Grant Mitchell, although that was last week, strictly speaking.

Hearing about how the Federales hit the dark web. The technique they used was not only very clever, bit the numbnut crims walked right into their set up so expect many arrests soon. Made me chuckle good

 

[simon.r]

Having to sit through my first ever work appraisal..ffs 2 hours of my life wasted ...pointless Q&As about my job and what I want for the future..well as thers only one of me I won't bother looking for promotion ..lol

After 4 years of increasingly pointless appraisals my boss and I have come to an agreement. Rather than waste hours of both of our lives he tells me what my score is, I agree and we get on with our jobs.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

A company I worked for appointed a new sales manager who came up with a points based appraisal system. This was important because whoever had the highest score got a bonus - previously the bonus went to the salesperson with the highest sales figures. Anyway, he started doing the rounds of the field sales managers, meeting them at a customer's then shadowing for the day. As there were 9 of us, the jungle drums soon warned of what to expect. The last guy was well prepared and his car was valeted the evening before, his suit straight out of the dry cleaners, a new pair of shiny shoes, his notes all freshly printed out, arranged alphabetically with full sales history sheets attached and colour coded. His customers were briefed and aware of their part to play in the day's pantomime.

Anyway, he ended up with the highest score and walked off with the £5k bonus.

His sales figures? The worst in the company and he was fired six months later.