What have farmers got against birds?

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Rhythm Thief

Legendary Member
Location
Ross on Wye
Ms RT is the lapwing conservation officer for the RSPB in South Wales. Her job involves finding likely lapwing nesting sites and managing them for lapwings. It's surprising how many of the farmers she approaches about an area of their land are actively interested in managing for wildlife, and pretty knowledgeable about it.
 

tyred

Squire
Location
Ireland
Has anyone seen the damage caused to crops by crows?
 

snakehips

Well-Known Member
Rhythm Thief said:
Ms RT is the lapwing conservation officer for the RSPB in South Wales.

Wow , what a great (sounding) job. Does the RSPB have any vacancies I wonder.

Something like 'Dabchick conservation officer for the bit of the Thames between Surbiton and Hampton Court' would be ideal for me.

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Rhythm Thief

Legendary Member
Location
Ross on Wye
snakehips said:
Wow , what a great (sounding) job. Does the RSPB have any vacancies I wonder.

Something like 'Dabchick conservation officer for the bit of the Thames between Surbiton and Hampton Court' would be ideal for me.

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It's not bad. She gets a 10% discount on binoculars and gets to spend a lot of the nesting season outside on the tops of hills. On the other hand, she earns ten percent of nowt and her line manager is an arse.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
I looked at the answer in tomorrow's paper. Anyway, back to the farmers...

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLOyF50wlBU
(The Hosemartins - Me and the farmer)
 
Uncle Mort said:
My grandma used to make rook pie - very tasty it was too!
errrrmmm....
"The Washington Biological Survey was monitoring bird migration across the United States, and was fitting birds with a ring marked simply with the words Wash. Biol. Surv. and a reference number.

One day they received an irate letter from a hunter down in one of the Southern states. 'Dear Sirs, last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a kind of crow. I followed the instructions on the leg-ring, and I have to tell you it tasted horrible. Yours faithfully....'

The wording on the rings was amended."
(yes I know it's an oldie and an urban myth).
 

dellzeqq

pre-talced and mighty
Location
SW2
my first thought on this is that farmers have a far greater aquaintance and tolerance of death than most of us. They see it a lot, and dispense it frequently. I used to despatch deformed piglets to the hereafter by swinging them against a block wall - it wasn't an everyday thing, but, from time to time it had to be done, so it was done without really thinking about it. Sows that were past their best and wouldn't repay the cost of sending them to the abattoir were sent on their way with a four pound hammer blow between the eyes or a bell pistol before being winched on to a pick-up owned by the local hunt. As for vermin - well I confess that killing rats afforded me a degree of satisfaction, partly because the rats were a threat to my health, but also because they were, in a way, competition for the resources and space of the farm.

Which brings us to what one might call the narcissistic side of killing animals. Farmers, or, at least, most of them, bear a kind of myth around with them - the myth that they are persecuted by history. It's founded on their isolation and powerlessness, and the contrast between that and their unique status as 'owners' of a huge proportion of the planet. They don't do irony, so this schism between two different orders propels them in to a kind of hysterical desire to maintain heirarchies. And there is no better way to maintain a heirarchy than to shoot something.

Despite Cubist's protestations rooks do get killed at this time of year because they can be killed - there's less vegetation on trees and on the ground, and they're easier to shoot. It's a kind of seasonal celebration. Rooks are big birds that give every sign of not giving a ****. That is their mistake. And mistakes have to be paid for.
 

Rhythm Thief

Legendary Member
Location
Ross on Wye
dellzeqq said:
my first thought on this is that farmers have a far greater aquaintance and tolerance of death than most of us.

As the very great indeed Tom Waits sang:

"There's nothing strange about an axe with a bloodstained edge in a barn,
There's always lots of killing you got to do around a farm."
 
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