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Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
As a motorbiker I used to go to 'meets' up and down the country. One meet was in a town centre, and became very popular. A year or so into the run of bi-monthly get togethers a burger van cropped up selling over-priced food and drinks. I was hungry one night and asked for a hot dog, and got a tasteless sausage and some burnt onions for my trouble.
"£4.50, mate", the portly bloke asked.
I gave him my last fiver. He was too busy looking at the young girl's cleavage next in the queue to notice, and gave me change for a £20.
"£4.50, mate", the portly bloke asked.
I gave him my last fiver. He was too busy looking at the young girl's cleavage next in the queue to notice, and gave me change for a £20.
