What is a non-sequitur?

[XmisterIS]

I think I need to plug the blue jack into the red hole. Is that right?

 

[Fnaar]

My cardigan was effecting a cunning escape

 

[Aperitif]

The sequiteurs on my ballroom gown were non-glittery...

 

[swee'pea99]

"An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence"

Eg, I have a cardigan so I have to eat cheese on Thursdays.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I've lost my soldering iron. But I do enjoy visiting this forum.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

I still say it smells of Cheese and Onion crisps though.

 

[Ian H]

Something you can't use to prune yer roses.

 

[TheDoctor]

Not even a fresh box?

 

[TVC]

And that's why she couldn't get her knees together.

 

[TheDoctor]

Said the actress to the Bishop.

 

[XmisterIS]

Said the actress to the Bishop.

We're supposed to be writing non-sequiturs, and that's not one of them! Neither is this paragraph, for that matter. It's more of an oxymoron, really.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Because of XmisterIS started this thread we will all be entitled to £1,000.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Personally I wouldn't have said so, but bananas can be green so I guess that a 2.6i model would be fine.

 

[TVC]

Actually I think your argument proves it was painted by Mozart

 

[Fnaar]

I never spread Dairylea on a tadpole