What is a non-sequitur?

[Aperitif]

I never spread Dairylea on a tadpole

That is just a segment of your imagination Fnaar.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

I was on a course today so it was chicken curry for tea

 

[vernon]

My back is straighter than a budgie's.

 

[beanzontoast]

Non-sequiteurs can produce literary truisms, however.

E.g. - The bus was late so, of course, it started to rain.

 

[Tigerbiten]

http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/

 

[Maz]

A non-sequitur is someone who doesn't have any garden scissors.

 

[Hover Fly]

Rubbing glass with banana skins makes it porous.

 

[Norm]

A non-sequitur is someone who doesn't have any garden scissors.

No, it's someone who doesn't ride the same bike as me, MLC, ianrauk, potsy, dmoran... etc

 

[slowmotion]

A non-sequitur is the description of the lazy bloke who drafted me through Battersea Park on Saturday as I suddenly moved over for him to take the headwind as we almost reached Chelsea Bridge.

 

[girofan]

In my cycling group we have a lot of non-sequiturs slowmotion. They all think they are stokers on a tandem!!!!!