What is it with Mars

[Roadrider48]

Better than a Double Decker.

It'll be more Aero.

 

[Markymark]

It'll be more Aero.

True. Probably more space for a Picnic on the way.

 

[Roadrider48]

I'm be-Twix-ed and between now.

 

[raleighnut]

Not another one of these threads give us a break away from the puns.

 

[Markymark]

Not another one of these threads give us a break away from the puns.

If you don't like it Rolo..ver to another thread.

 

[raleighnut]

If you don't like it Rolo..ver to another thread.

What on a different topic.

 

[Markymark]

What on a different topic.

Yes, you're Bounty find a better one.

 

[broadway]

Oh please let's not go down that route. X-rated thread before the end of the evening.

You'll have to wait until after eight.

 

[steve50]

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street.

He asked her name. ‘Polo, I’m the one with the hole’ she said with a Wispa.

‘I’m Marathon, the one with the nuts’ he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

 

[Stevec047]

Can I join the Club?

 

[s7ephanie]

Made me Snicker !

 

[Markymark]

Can I join the Club?

We're only a Trio so far so yes.

 

[Markymark]

Made me Snicker !

What a Hero

 

[Oldbloke]

OK time to Nestle down for the evening...

 

[ufkacbln]

Oh please let's not go down that route. X-rated thread before the end of the evening.

No "fun sized" Mars Bars then?