What is this item ? (just for fun).

[Dave7]

No cheating..... just a bit of fun to see if anyone knows.

Doing some clearing out prior to new carpet being fitted and found this item among some mixed "stuff".
My phone has an app so if I photograph it then draw a circle around it... it generally tells me what it is.
So...... I now know what it is although I've no idea how it got among the othe bits.
Here it is

 

[MontyVeda]

silent whistle?

 

[raleighnut]

A fartophone' 2 tones to signify the start and the end, given away by Heinz with a '4 pack' of beans

 

[Drago]

A sex toy for lady robots?

 

[Dave7]

silent whistle?

No, not warm

 

[Dave7]

A fartophone' 2 tones to signify the start and the end, given away by Heinz with a '4 pack' of beans

When i read that i assumed it was off Drago.
Not even luke warm.

 

[Dave7]

A sex toy for lady robots?

Afraid not......that should be in the section "things that haven't been invented yet"

 

[Vapin' Joe]

A penis enlarger?

 

[Moon bunny]

.

Spoiler

Blood sampling thingy

 

[fossyant]

Pill cutter ?

 

[Dave7]

A penis enlarger?

I sent for a penis enlargement once it cost me £25.00. They sent me a magnifying glass.

 

[Dave7]

.

Spoiler

Blood sampling thingy

Correct. We'll done.

 

[Moon bunny]

Mother used them for checking blood sugar levels.

 

[Dave7]

Mother used them for checking blood sugar levels.

Oh. No idea why it was among my stuff though I had a shed load of blood tests in hospital a few years ago.

 

[Profpointy]

Is it a tool to fix clippy things to hold documents together?