French to a reasonable holiday / basic conversation standard.
German, Spanish and Italian to a basic holiday standard.
Anywhere I go - Please, thank you, can I have, a few numbers and names for things.
I first went to Austria with five other people. It took ages before I knew any German numbers higher than six.
Speaking Italian with a lisp will get you quite a long way in Spain, apparently.
And - the easiest Portuguese beer to pronounce was Super Bock. I drank it all week
