Because I always cycle my taste in cars hasn't matured since I was about nine. So if I bought a car it would have those big exhausts that go along the outside and it would have flames coming from the wheel arches and one of those things that sticks up out of a hole in the bonnet and looks cool and it would have a nude lady with a snake and a sword painted on it. It would be purple and the police wouldn't be able to catch it.