what ruins christmas for you

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What spoils Xmas for me is having my 1kg of Brussel Sprouts (Holy is Their Name) and personal 2kg of Parsnips (Blessed are The Root Vegetables of Our Lord) on the table and seeing other people trying to steal them.
 

zacklaws

Guru
Location
Beverley
The Queen's speech, its not long enough and needs extending to at least a minimum of 4 hours and also needs repeating on all channels, sky freeview and analogue at the same time, just in case of bad reception on your favourite channel.

This would give me time to eat my dinner, pop out to the pub for some swift ones, and still have time for a good long No 2 and know that I have missed nothing on the goggle box and can then settle down to watch "Zulu" or "Mary Poppins" etc. I've lost count of all the endings of good films because I have been summond to the table for Xmas dinner, or popped out for a pint, or had to rush a No 2 in the advertisement break.
 

martint235

Dog on a bike
Location
Welling
Having to offer good beer to unappreciative bastard guests - must remember to get some tins of Stella in.

I did once have a bit of a row with a guest who thought that just cos I now drink lager (loved northern beer, southern stuff 20 years ago was sh*te so got in the lager habit) I wouldn't provide for him and he brought his own beer. He was very politely told that I wasn't happy
 

Mad Doug Biker

Master of disaster!
Location
Craggy Island
Having to go and see people I have no real interest in going to see - I saw the relatives earlier this year at a wedding, isn't that enough?? :rolleyes:

Actually to make it worse, I got amazing pi**ed in front of them all and acted like a total idiot, so it will be fairly :blush: when I see them next. :blush:
 
Shopping crowds.
A need to 'behave' around relatives, who stay far too long.
'Standard' food, no pasta\chinese\curry etc.
Crap Telly (no change there).

In fact, the only good thing I can think of is kids faces when opening and playing with new pressies. Which makes the whole lot worth it.
(Oh, port and cheese is nice and xmassy too)
 

Mad Doug Biker

Master of disaster!
Location
Craggy Island
A need to 'behave' around relatives, who stay far too long.

The need to behave around relatives full stop! :biggrin:
 

mcshroom

Bionic Subsonic
Wrapping presents
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