I'm northern, and it's "tea"!
We are having chicken with a Caesar salad and home-made potato wedges. Cheating with the chicken as Mr BP will be picking a rotisserie bird up from the supermarket when collecting the youngest from her Saturday job.
Picking up another thread by XmisterIS - my lad is a picky eater so may get chippy-chips for him on the way home. Lazy tea all round!