What will the U.K. be called after Scotland leave?

[Cyclopathic]

this chap used to play for the military band but is now well too old for the military and war
Cheers Ed

I'm only guessing but they must have been developed to scare the poo out of the enemy. I can see them being useful on a busy battlefield but cannot for the life of me see how people actually enjoy listening to them. I love Scotch people and their lovely little cottages made from peat as much as anybody but I draw the line at bagpipes. I think that the Scotch are secretly laughing at everybody else in the world who think that bagpipes are great and who love them because their great great great great grandparents may possibly have been to Scotland.

 

[Spinney]

Promote the principality of Wales to a Kingdom. The we can be the United Kingdoms of Britain.

 

[Gravity Aided]

It could still be United Kingdom, you still have Wales and Cornwall and the Isle of Man, and Jersey and Guernsey and Northern Ireland. Or does Northern Ireland become Scotland's problem, now?

 

[young Ed]

I'm only guessing but they must have been developed to scare the poo out of the enemy. I can see them being useful on a busy battlefield but cannot for the life of me see how people actually enjoy listening to them. I love Scotch people and their lovely little cottages made from peat as much as anybody but I draw the line at bagpipes. I think that the Scotch are secretly laughing at everybody else in the world who think that bagpipes are great and who love them because their great great great great grandparents may possibly have been to Scotland.

you may not like bag pipes but i love the things!

Cheers Ed

 

[Cyclopathic]

What about an entirely new name? Something catchy. Something Hipsters would like.

 

[edindave]

UK didn't change its name when Ireland left, so why would it if Scotland left?

Anyway, here's Glen Campbell playing the bagpipes. I think he's 'Scotch'.

 

[Cyclopathic]

you may not like bag pipes but i love the things!

Cheers Ed

That's cool. You can do that. This is the 21st century after all and there is room for lots of opinions and tastes, even very odd ones.

 

[Cyclopathic]

UK didn't change its name when Ireland left, so why would it if Scotland left?

Anyway, here's Glen Campbell playing the bagpipes. I think he's 'Scotch'.

And then Wales will leave and Northern Ireland will become independent and then we'll look a bit stupid being called the United Kingdom. Mark my words.

 

[Cyclopathic]

UK didn't change its name when Ireland left, so why would it if Scotland left?

Anyway, here's Glen Campbell playing the bagpipes. I think he's 'Scotch'.

I like his soups but not his bagpipes.

 

[Cyclopathic]

But will McDonalds carry on up there.

No. Nothing will remain. Everything will relocate south of the border. There will be no shops of any sort in Scotland whatsoever. Just mountains. And heather. That's it. And midges.

 

[raleighnut]

UK didn't change its name when Ireland left, so why would it if Scotland left?

Anyway, here's Glen Campbell playing the bagpipes. I think he's 'Scotch'.

"Where I come from Glen Campbell's a place" Cheers Billy

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No. Nothing will remain. Everything will relocate south of the border. There will be no shops of any sort in Scotland whatsoever. Just mountains. And heather. That's it. And midges.

Yes, it will become the world's largest wasteland overnight, haven't you heard??

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

There will be Scottish Ghettos just across the border in England just so we poor things can continue using Standard Life

 

[Dayvo]

Great England or Greater England will suffice.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Going on years of highly technical research, why don't you just call yourself

ENGERRRLUUUNNND!!