What will you be doing when the world ends this Friday?

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I'll be doing voluntry work at a local hospital in the morning then spending the afternoon tinkering with my Raleigh Cruiser; hopefully I'll have got it back on the road by the end of the afternoon. I'll also be booking my mountain bike into the LBS for a service and giving my road bike a nice clean. In the evening I'll be off down the cinema to see The Hobbitt for the 2nd time, this time in 3D.

If the word does end on Friday I'd greatly appreciate it if it were to end round about 10:45-11:00pm; as I'm strolling home from the cinema smoking my new pipe.
 
Getting ready for a bike ride early on the Saturday.
 
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Globalti

Globalti

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I've been wondering about what time the world will end. I have 3 Lhasa Apso dogs to groom in the morning, followed by walking a client's Jack Russell at lunchtime and then more grooming in the afternoon. I am hoping to get home to my own dogs before the world ends. Also, I want to finish the book that I am reading. I have another 30 chapters to go.

What's the book? Groom Your Dog in Five Minutes?
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
What will I be doing?

Getting over a monumental p**s up from the night before. I won't give a **** if the Worls ends, I would probably welcome it.

After being really good drink wise, I went out on Tuesday and got monumentally pissed. That was bad enough, but I still have a hangover now, so I'm just hoping it will have cleared by tomorrow!
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
I've decided to ignore the restraining orders I have out against Jessica Ennis and Victoria Pendleton for that day only and they're both coming round for a monumental bout of naked Twister. Along with Julia Bradbury who I didn't mention but makes three ladies, and she says she'll be the referee and will also be naked. Bradsy (you do call her that, don't you) will be ensuring fair-play and that the sporty ladies don't take unfair advantage of me by ganging up together while I'm at my most vulnerable. The sneaky minxes, how do they think I got the restraining order against them in the first place?
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
I've decided to ignore the restraining orders I have out against Jessica Ennis and Victoria Pendleton for that day only and they're both coming round for a monumental bout of naked Twister. Along with Julia Bradbury who I didn't mention but makes three ladies, and she says she'll be the referee and will also be naked. Bradsy (you do call her that, don't you) will be ensuring fair-play and that the sporty ladies don't take unfair advantage of me by ganging up together while I'm at my most vulnerable. The sneaky minxes, how do they think I got the restraining order against them in the first place?

Paul, Paul! You have fallen asleep again......!
 
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Globalti

Globalti

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I've left work and on the way home I stopped at the coal merchant for four bags of Pureheat smokeless fuel and then the Moorhouses brewery for a case of 8 bottles of their very excellent Premier Bitter. Guess what I will be doing when the end comes?

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