Is this thread in danger of becoming just a little bit silly?
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or, having upset a chinese criminal gang who were seeking to produce a countefeit version of the thread: the wrong tong, bong, Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong,bong, bong, bong, bong, one tonne Wanton ying tong ying tong bong bong Hong Kong Tomtom King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com tiddly I po!!
Add in a storyline involving misplacing an item of jewellery, and replacing it with something innappropriate, it would be the
wrong ring, wrong tong, bong, Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong,bong, bong, bong, bong, one tonne Wanton ying tong ying tong bong bong Hong Kong Tomtom King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com tiddly I po!!
And, if the first item on the 9 O'clock news after Big Ben, the: Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong,bong, bong, bong, bong, one tonne Wanton ying tong ying tong bong bong Hong Kong Tomtom King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com tiddly I po!!
or, having been driven mad by this utterly absurd thread, you seek to calm down using some wacky baccy, the bong, Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong,bong, bong, bong, bong, one tonne Wanton ying tong ying tong bong bong Hong Kong Tomtom King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com tiddly I po!!
or, having upset a chinese criminal gang who were seeking to produce a countefeit version of the thread: the wrong tong, bong, Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong,bong, bong, bong, bong, one tonne Wanton ying tong ying tong bong bong Hong Kong Tomtom King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com tiddly I po!!
A colleague and I once imagined a scenario with about 12 extra rhyming links...
Sadly, I was reading this on my IPhone and wasn't watching where I was going so I was too close to a parked car and was sent tumbling onto the tarmac when a driver opened his car door, leading to:
a dooring flooring, bling bling sarong nom nom nom Vietcong long wrong tong, bong, Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong,bong, bong, bong, bong, one tonne Wanton ying tong ying tong gong gong Hong Kong Tomtom King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com tiddly I po!!
The thread is losing its integrity with oblique rhymes coming to the fore
dooring flooring and bling bling open the door to a multitude of 'sins'.