....What.....?

[ComedyPilot]

Me:

"Hello R****, (name changed to protect the idiot)

As discussed with Adam .......... your machine was supplied with a number of spare units, namely ABC -25mm, ABC-38mm, ABC-40mm and ABC-44mm, so there should be some 44mm versions with the machine.

However if you need the 44mm versions, then I am pleased to quote as follows:

ABC-44mm - £45.00 each - in stock - delivery £10.00.

Please return the unwanted items for a full credit.

I will supply the countersunk screws FOC."

The reply (and I am quoting directly)

"Hi xxxxxx
Checking your tomorrow and tell what to do next.
Dispatch of today and screws needed for 100%. What next write tomorrow

Best regards,

R****"

 

[Archie_tect]

Send reinforcements, we're going to advance.

What? ....send three and fourpence, you're going to a dance... right-oh!

 

[colly]

Must be the same bloke who writes the instruction leaflets that come with electrical stuff.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Maybe also this guy?:

http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/beats-the-usual-takeaway-menus.131008/

 

[ComedyPilot]

Maybe also this guy?:

http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/beats-the-usual-takeaway-menus.131008/

Given his name, you are onto something.....