Whatever happened to......

[Markymark]

She is only human! He is my chap, if he knocks on the door for me I can leave Him Indoors with no guilt or a glance back. We have the same agreement if Kelly Brook knocks for him.

He has a very small cup.

 

[Smithbat]

He has a very small cup.

Isn't he lovely

 

[classic33]

Whatever happened to @Mad Doug Biker, I haven't seen him for a while.

Nightshift.

 

[Smithbat]

Is that a picture of @potsy?

I believe so.....

 

[perplexed]

Isn't he lovely

His fingernails want trimming, the scruffy get...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 4372695, member: 259"]I've long suspected the existence of a parallel Dark tea thread.[/QUOTE]

They.... They.... *Gulp*.... Don't put the milk in??

Whatever happened to @Mad Doug Biker, I haven't seen him for a while.

Nobody cares.

 

[classic33]

They.... They.... *Gulp*.... Don't put the milk in??



Nobody cares.

You were on the nightshift at 01:44! Remember?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You were on the nightshift at 01:44! Remember?

I woke up, sorry.

 

[Smithbat]

His fingernails want trimming, the scruffy get...

Noooo he is lush, I am melting just looking at his picture.

 

[Leaway2]

Noooo he is lush, I am melting just looking at his picture.

'Scuse me, us men are not just sex objects to be lusted after. We have minds as well.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Coffee is even worse than tea...and that's nothing to do with my wife drooling over Clooney in those stupid Nespresso ads.

Never thought you would have a wife that drooled over any man but you

 

[Markymark]

Never thought you would have a wife that drooled over any man but you

When you only eat steak and drink expensive champagne, sometimes you fancy the odd McDonalds.

 

[Crackle]

Never thought you would have a wife that drooled over any man but you

It's no good asking him what kind of a wife he's got, he's completely delusional.

 

[Rooster1]

Whenever I drive (i mean cycle) past George's house I always throw my nespresso capsules over his hedge. I think one hit him in the face one time.

 

[Smithbat]

'Scuse me, us men are not just sex objects to be lusted after. We have minds as well.

I thought all men were Gods to be lusted over at will?