What's A Fella To Do??

[Elmer Fudd]

Well, It's Sunday, it's pishin down that much I reckon Reg (my neighbour) is building an ark in the back garden.
SWMBO and the step-daughter have gone for a "shop".
I'm home alone.
The novelty of kicking the dog has worn off (I jest. It hasn't worn off!).
The other neighbours have listened to all my Bowie Discography through the party wall.
What to do next??

None sensible suggestions only please!

 

[ianrauk]

Give your bike(s) a complete strip down and clean.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Buy a load of bike stuff on-line.

 

[Archie_tect]

Make the world's biggest pizza... and we'll be round at around 2.30 this afternoon with the beers.

 

[Archie_tect]

Could always go into Durham to watch the traffic...

 

[surfdude]

see if you can put some string up your nose and make it come out of your mouth ,then have a tug of war between your hands .this is also a good way of removing unwanted nose hair i ve been told

 

[Sittingduck]

Make a booking for this afternoon?

http://www.theminiman.co.uk/contact.php

 

[Elmer Fudd]

All excellent suggestions.
Ianrauk, did that last night but SWMBO takes offence at being called "the bike"!! Maggot, only one? Ya wimp!!
Archie_tect, that's very interesting from underneath the viaduct (traffic watching), you can nearly see train bottoms at the same time (snigger snigger, I said bottom!).

see if you can put some string up your nose and make it come out of your mouth ,then have a tug of war between your hands .this is also a good way of removing unwanted nose hair i ve been told

Reminds me of the time my dog as a puppy decided to eat half a nylon rug. Two days later, sh!t on a string!! I had to chase him round with a pair of scissors, poor wee bugger!
I instead opened a tin or two of paint and did the lounge walls. SittingDuck, He could have done round by the skirting boards! Bugger, too late now!
Brownie points or what?
I'm determined to make the TV remote MINE come the Rugby World Cup! Either that or go to the next door but one neighbour. Which, strangely, happens to be a licensed premises called The Happy Wanderer. Me, Wander? No. Happy. Yes matron!!

 

[biggs682]

i just had a few jobs handed out seeing as i dont have anything else to do

 

[Over The Hill]

Sort out some crap from the house and put it on Ebay.

I had a sort out and am now £36 better off and have got some space.

 

[Hover Fly]

Pointless vandalism.

 

[richyx]

Chuck cinders at the cat's ar*e

 

[XmisterIS]

Vielleicht koennest du eine Sprache, dir unbekannten lernen! Aber ich hoffe dass, wenn du Deutsch waehlst, dann wirst du die besser als mich sprechen koennen!

 

[Fnaar]

Cook some parsnip crisps

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