What's abitrary done to me?

[SamNichols]

It seems that since he came, I can't stop making stupid jokes. What have you done to me? Is it contagious?

 

[ash68]

Might be. Little johnny came home from school with some homework. He told his dad he had to think of a sentence with" contagious "in it.
Next day little johnny went to school. The teacher asked johnny if he had thought of a sentence, johnny replied " yes Miss, my next door neighbour had two tons of gravel tipped onto his drive, my dad says it will take that c**t ages to shift it all"

 

[Abitrary]

It seems that since he came, I can't stop making stupid jokes. What have you done to me? Is it contagious?

Nope. Unless you are truly bitter and twisted it will pass. And you will forget about me