What's an Essex girl's favourite wine?

[swee'pea99]

"I wanna go to Lakeside!"

 

[ChrisKH]

Bluewater Dahling, Bluewater.

 

[TheDoctor]

Bluewater's not in Essex - Kent!!!

*chortle*

 

[ufkacbln]

Bluewater's not in Essex - Kent!!!

*chortle*

You are assuming an Essex Girl understands maps and can read big words like Kent!

 

[Paulus]

Most of my clothes come from Romford market. Where's the lambrini?

 

[Dayvo]

If it wasn't for Essex girls, a lot of you blokes out there would still be virgins!

 

[Hover Fly]

Most of my clothes come from Romford market. Where's the lambrini?

In the garage where you left it.

 

[Brains]

Bluewater Dahling, Bluewater.

Not "bluewater" it's "Bluwhata Innit" there is no 'T'

 

[ufkacbln]

If it wasn't for Essex girls, a lot of you blokes out there would still be virgins!

.. and the STD clinics would be quieter!

 

[EssexRider]

Not "bluewater" it's "Bluwhata Innit" there is no 'T'

theres two in what you put?