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The cafe is meant to be more 'tongue in cheek', whereas soapbox is more 'a stab in the back'! :ohmy:

Tim Bennet.

Entirely Average Member
S of Kendal
The cafe has a slightly dog eared carpet on the floor with plenty of trodden in cake crumbs and tea spills.

Soapbox is all white tiles and stainless steel with large drains so the whole thing can be pressure washed when it become blood splattered.


Smutmaster General
Surely soapbox is made of wood, upside down, and has "Port Sunlight" written on the side?
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