What's the most painful thing you have done to yourself recently?

[XmisterIS]

The other day, I sat on one of my own testicles while myself and XmissusIS were getting down to some lurve on the settee ... It kind of killed the moment when I shouted, "Ooooargharufffeeerghkwowowowow!", and had a full-body spasm.

 

[wafflycat]

Sliced open my thumb when preparing a salad for lunch the other day. That stung a bit.

 

[ianrauk]

hit a car... ow my bleedin' ribs

 

[alecstilleyedye]

fractured the ligament in my shoulder after a touch of wheels.

still hurts, but i lots of nice scabs to pick on my knee and elbow

 

[ChrisKH]

Hit my head on the overhanging bathroom cabinet, so hard it left a 1" square of my head on the edge. Blood everywhere. After patching myself up, went downstairs, peeled some potatoes with those safety peelers and promptly sliced the top of my finger off......

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Nothing recently (although that's about to change as I will shortly begin demolishing a small breeze block shed with a large hammer), but there's nothing much worse than re - stringing a guitar and accidentally poking the end of one of the strings down between your fingernail and your finger.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Or getting out of a lorry, dropping your work gloves and bending down to pick them up. Then forgetting that the door is still open when you stand up and catching the corner of it with your head.

 

[XmisterIS]

Lol! Reminds me of one of the worst possible pains - getting up in the night to use the loo, stumble barefoot and half-asleep to the toilet, kick the doorframe as hard as you possibly can.

Cue wiggling around in agony, trying not to pee yourself ...

 

[cookiemonster]

Nothing recently (although that's about to change as I will shortly begin demolishing a small breeze block shed with a large hammer).

*unpacks de-fibrillator and large box of plasters*

 

[dan_bo]

Rode a bike at speed into a tree.

 

[dan_bo]

Lol! Reminds me of one of the worst possible pains - getting up in the night to use the loo, stumble barefoot and half-asleep to the toilet, kick the doorframe as hard as you possibly can.

Cue wiggling around in agony, trying not to pee yourself ...

Nonononono. As has been alluded to on these pages before- the WORST possible pain has to be standing on a three pin plug barefoot. In the dark.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Nonononono. As has been alluded to on these pages before- the WORST possible pain has to be standing on a three pin plug barefoot. In the dark.

I can still remember that one from about 30 years ago - made especially painful by landing on the plug after running down the stairs and jumping from about 3 or 4 steps up.

 

[dan_bo]

*wince*

 

[colly]

Firing a 16mm staple into my upper thigh.

I felt physically sick as I pulled it out.

Fortunately I just missed one of my plums. Otherwise I think it would have been the most painful thing EVER.

 

[BearPear]

Mr BP was lying on the living room floor, doing some stretches with one of those rubber tube thingies with handles on the end (proper exercise kit, nothing kinky!).

He looped the end over his feet and pulled on the handles at the other end, reaching an impressive tension & stretch. Oh how we laughed when it pinged off his feet and thwacked him full in the face, I think our son actually wet himself laughing so hard!