What's the weirdest dream you've had?

[Lisa21]

I had the STRANGEST dream last night, yet it was so real. To cut a very long story short, it involved my dog millie (a Weimeraner) picking up a tiny dog in her mouth and running off with it, I went after her to get it and give it back to her owner and this lead me to a house where a cross-dressing vicar lived.
When I got the tiny dog which Millie had dropped outside it had a poo on its head. I picked it up and went into the cross-dressing vicar's house to give it back to its owner,a big fat woman.
I has a handbag with me too, with a vibrator inside which started going off. I tried in vain to turn it off...I remember saying " oh ffs shoooosh..." and then took the batteries out but it still wouldn't stop.
I asked the woman how old her tiny dog was-it was hamster sized and crying..i thought it was a few weeks old. She said it was four and a half and i said " yuk" and dropped it on the floor.

Then I woke up.

I need help dont I??

 

[Arch]

You think you need help? I had a dream with Jeremy Clarkson in it last week.

No, actually, it wasn't erotic or anything, and I don't quite remember the details, but I know he drove me somewhere in a fairly ordinary car and I was thinking he was a good driver, and when we got there we met Richard Hammond, but I didn't drool over him.

 

[Lisa21]

You think you need help? I had a dream with Jeremy Clarkson in it last week.

No, actually, it wasn't erotic or anything,You don't need help after all then and I don't quite remember the details, but I know he drove me somewhere in a fairly ordinary car and I was thinking he was a good driver, and when we got there we met Richard Hammond, but I didn't drool over him.Hmm, maybe you do ...

 

[Night Train]

My oddest dream was about 3 years ago and affected me quite emotionally after I woke up, and for some time after.

I dreamt that I heard about an experiment to allow men to carry a child and so I volunteered to be the first. The 'treatment' and operation was done and I eventually found myself with a nice healthy bump. Ever so proud of myself I was and really looking forward to being a parent.
The dream seem to have covered a lot of months in dream time and I was getting due to 'give birth' and then I woke up.

My first reaction was to grab at my tummy and in that half asleap, half awake, state I realised there was no more bump and I just felt devastated. Gradually I came to my senses and realised it was only a dream but for a few days after I was sort of half grieving and struggling to come to terms with how strong a feeling it was.

I know I get broody sometimes but even so....

Potential alien abduction story line maybe?

 

[661-Pete]

I like the dreams about cycling, best. In my dreams I can get up any hill without knackering myself. If only! But I appear to 'invent' routes that no-one's ever come across yet. Like a road that goes south out of Brighton to .... where?*

One weird dream I seem to remember vividly, was about cars, not bikes. It seems I'd parked the car in some strange foreign city and clean forgotten which street I'd parked it in. So I had this idea, see, of climbing to the topmost tower of the city's castle, which commanded a view of the entire city. Then I pressed the remote on the key, hoping to see the flashers on my own car blink, so I could locate it. 'Unfortunately', when I pressed the button, every car in the city burst into flames. And a horde of furious motorists, who'd leapt out of their burning vehicles, were rushing at me brandishing various weapons....

Then I woke up.

Beat that!

*likely to be rather wet....

 

[Intelligenthamster]

Pete, I have the hill dream, too.

Sigh...

 

[potsy]

My oddest dream was about 3 years ago and affected me quite emotionally after I woke up, and for some time after.

I dreamt that I heard about an experiment to allow men to carry a child and so I volunteered to be the first. The 'treatment' and operation was done and I eventually found myself with a nice healthy bump. Ever so proud of myself I was and really looking forward to being a parent.
The dream seem to have covered a lot of months in dream time and I was getting due to 'give birth' and then I woke up.

My first reaction was to grab at my tummy and in that half asleap, half awake, state I realised there was no more bump and I just felt devastated. Gradually I came to my senses and realised it was only a dream but for a few days after I was sort of half grieving and struggling to come to terms with how strong a feeling it was.

I know I get broody sometimes but even so....

Potential alien abduction story line maybe?

That's quite uncanny Night Train, I wake up and find I have a 'bump' but I'm not dreaming

 

[gbb]

I've had two recurring dreams, almost nightmares when i was younger.
Aged about 10 to 12 i guess, i used to dream occasionally i was in something like a quarry, with me on a ramp running from a rolling 'ball' of rock. It was always behind me..me trying to get away.A wheelbarrow was involved somewhere, i can't remember how now. Some inner meaning to do with insecurity perhaps ?

Then when i had children, i used to have occasional nightmares where one was stuck in a whirlpool, getting sucked under. Frikkin horrible it was, i could never seem to quite get to them. B'stard dreams . Thankfully those ones are long gone. If i woke up in the night after those ones, i couldnt sleep, my heart would be racing.


I dreamed one Christmas eve i got a new bike (and that was something i never got as a kid, so it was special )
I didnt know it was a dream when i woke up...i looked around the bedroom, to see nowt. Completely confuddled me, i think Christmas day that year was a huge letdown

 

[Crackle]

I had the STRANGEST dream last night, yet it was so real. To cut a very long story short, it involved my dog millie (a Weimeraner) picking up a tiny dog in her mouth and running off with it, I went after her to get it and give it back to her owner and this lead me to a house where a cross-dressing vicar lived.
When I got the tiny dog which Millie had dropped outside it had a poo on its head. I picked it up and went into the cross-dressing vicar's house to give it back to its owner,a big fat woman.
I has a handbag with me too, with a vibrator inside which started going off. I tried in vain to turn it off...I remember saying " oh ffs shoooosh..." and then took the batteries out but it still wouldn't stop.
I asked the woman how old her tiny dog was-it was hamster sized and crying..i thought it was a few weeks old. She said it was four and a half and i said " yuk" and dropped it on the floor.

Then I woke up.

I need help dont I??

Yes!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I had the STRANGEST dream last night, yet it was so real. To cut a very long story short, it involved my dog millie (a Weimeraner) picking up a tiny dog in her mouth and running off with it, I went after her to get it and give it back to her owner and this lead me to a house where a cross-dressing vicar lived.
When I got the tiny dog which Millie had dropped outside it had a poo on its head. I picked it up and went into the cross-dressing vicar's house to give it back to its owner,a big fat woman.
I has a handbag with me too, with a vibrator inside which started going off. I tried in vain to turn it off...I remember saying " oh ffs shoooosh..." and then took the batteries out but it still wouldn't stop.
I asked the woman how old her tiny dog was-it was hamster sized and crying..i thought it was a few weeks old. She said it was four and a half and i said " yuk" and dropped it on the floor.

Then I woke up.

I need help dont I??

That sounds like a plot line from Father Ted!! (almost).

I have had MANY odd dreams, including one as a kid, where a small sticky cloud came down from the sky and tried to take the family car away. The car was too heavy for it though, and, looking upset (it turned grey, so it was obviously upset!), it gave up and floated off. The cloud was only the size of 2 or 3 cars and was rather cute.

Then there was the time that I accidentally hoovered up my teacher at school. I could see a perfect outline of her, big hair and all, moving up the hose. I don't think I ever got her out.

Another one, I was murdered (shot in the head) and in heaven, I was rather Pi**ed off that I was dead, and asking God why I had been denied more life.

Then there was the time I was in a submarine being chased by a Giant Squid. I was trying desperately to get to the surface, it was actually quite frightening becuase it was all dark, I couldn't see anything, and there was music playing as though it was a film. I woke up when I got to the surface.

Aliens invaded Earth and asked me to take them to see the Pope, which I somehow managed. They then went to speak with God without me, which annoyed me, considering what I had just done!

I have been shot at and killed (more than once), avoided missiles, been run over, abducted by aliens, been able to fly, you name it, I have done it!

 

[dan_bo]

That's quite uncanny Night Train, I wake up and find I have a 'bump' but I'm not dreaming

Is that the episode where you get an anal probe?

 

[dan_bo]

That's quite uncanny Night Train, I wake up and find I have a 'bump' but I'm not dreaming

Is that the episode where you get an anal probe?

 

[Halfmanhalfbike]

I sometimes dream that I'm smoking a cigarette, and in the dream I get very annoyed with myself as I gave up years ago and now I'm going to have to go through it all again.

The very best dreams I ever had involved being able to fly.

I love the dreams where I am falling then realise that this is dream. Then I can CONTROL my flying

Only get those ones about once a year tho'

Recently I've been having a lot of dreams about a mega-tsunami. Me andall me relatives are huddled in a house while the wave crashes into it. The house survives tho'

Probably symbolic of the economic position we're all in

 

[Fab Foodie]

In my weirdest dream, theclaude was trying to convinvce me to think of her only as a sex-object instead of the intelligent and articulate cyclist she is.
What i think it means is that I should cut-down on the Stilton and Port before beddy-byes.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Feeling a bit peckish last night I decided to finish of a chunk of Catherdral
city extra mature, probably about an inch cube in volume.

Normally I dont
remember dreams, but I can recall this one with clarity...

Im back to
being 13, sitting at home watching TV when there is a knock at the door. Its the
class bully insisting that I help in with his homework, he has to write a review
about "The damnation of Faust"*. Reluctantly, and not wanting a beating I agree
and let him in. As we sit at the table a fat cat climbs over the fence into the
garden, jumps up on the window ledge and starts knocking the window. It turns
out that the cat belongs to the bully and he says to bring it inside as its
raining, however, by the time I get outside the cat has decided to have a go at
catching some koi carp from the pond (that I dont have), falls in and the koi
eat it like a pack of pirahnas!

*I had to google "The damnation of Faust"
as I had never heard of it before, so how it came to be in the dream I dont know.

So, one of 3 things seems to be
evident...

1-Weird dreams just happen.
2-The mind bending effects of
Catherdral City are a well kept secret
3-I need help. Serious help.