What's this bug(ger)?

[postman]

Just hit it with your slipper.

 

[rich p]

It looks like a bush cricket

I thought that was a game they played in Wollongong.

 

[rich p]

Are you sure its not a cockchafer?

 

[rich p]

It's a female Southern Oak Bush Cricket. You big wuss. They are carnivorous though!

Fancy me not knowing that! I don't like creepy crawlies but thankfully I have a wife who'll boldly go.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Just hit it with your slipper.

What? No, what's the point in that? Just make it go outside to play - being a Cricket, you should be able to get it to make a few leaps.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Fancy me not knowing that! I don't like creepy crawlies but thankfully I have a wife who'll boldly go.

ITS A CRICKET, FFS!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Are you sure its not a cockchafer?

No no, that's what you get if you don't wear the right sort of shorts when out on a long ride.....


IGMC

 

[postman]

What? No, what's the point in that? Just make it go outside to play - being a Cricket, you should be able to get it to make a few leaps.

Go and play hit and run with it..Hit it with your slipper then run back indoors.

 

[theclaud]

Fancy me not knowing that! I don't like creepy crawlies but thankfully I have a wife who'll boldly go.

She should be safe. It preys exclusively on the Red-nosed Ignoramus.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

.. I'm 99% sure it's not a lady bird!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

.. I'm 99% sure it's not a lady bird!

Neither do I think its a Butterfly

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Neither do I think its a Butterfly

..don't be silly Doug! That's a butterly:

 

[Oldspice]

Don't kill it. it could be someones relative

 

[rich p]

The little bastard's not where it was last night when I retired.
I'm pretty sure he saw me looking at him and is waiting to ambush me. Sneaky these insects.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

The little b******'s not where it was last night when I retired.
I'm pretty sure he saw me looking at him and is waiting to ambush me. Sneaky these insects.

I think he's bringing his cousin Vinny tonight..