What's your Blues name?

[ianrauk]

Wife - Screaming Jackson (no middle name either)
Son # 1 Brown Fingers Money Jackson (he has 2 middle names)
Son # 2 Old Dog Jackson

 

[alecstilleyedye]

brown legs lee-davis

 

[Fab Foodie]

Curly Fingers Green ... eeeewwww

 

[Theseus]

OK the family is:

Me: Ugly Legs Bailey
MrsT: Hollerin' Bones Bailey
t1: Sleepy Dog Bailey
t2: Fat Hips Bailey
Guinea Pig #1: Sleepy Bailey (like her owner)
Guinea Pig #2: Blind Bailey

 

[slowmotion]

Old Gumbo Washington. I could live with that.

Spookily enough, Miss slowmotion is Curly Gumbo Jefferson

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Texas Sugar Smith

 

[srw]

Blind Dog Bailey. Has a good ring to it - a banjo player, I think.

I pity poor Charles Xander Evans....

 

[GrumpyGregry]

ugly killer hopkins according to the table...

but when actually playing in a blues bands I've been Greg "Two Notes" Collins and Gee "Slow Hands" Collins, the latter because the drummer was also called Greg. What are the chances? The last band I played in called me "Horse" usually abbreviated to "Hos" because my given name initials are G G.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Skinny killer jefferson

 

[marafi]

Pretty Bones Thompskins

Well i don't know if i have pretty bones. lol

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Sticky Liver Hopkins - Sounds about right - I love eating Liver with fava beans and a nice chianti!

 

[Aperitif]

Jailhouse 'Legs' Brown. (Something to do with bars, shorts and a suntan!)

"Well, I woke up in the morning, and the legs were lookin' fine,
I knew it was a good one as the sun began to shine...
So I rolled into the seaside, my eyes shielded by the hat
to eat a thoughtful breakfast all swimming in fat...
Well I'm a wonderer, I'm a wonderer,
oh my wheels are going round and I don't know where it's at."

 

[Bay Runner]

Buddy Killer Smith

 

[dan_bo]

No using the protocol, I used to have a blues name of...

Melton Biriyani Potwash.

 

[MattHB]

Well i don't know if i have pretty bones. lol

Here's hoping you never get the chance to find out!