What's your Somali nickname?

[betty swollocks]

See here.
Mine would be 'Baldy', or, if they looked further down, 'Thunderthighs' maybe.

 

[Di Di]

Short arse. Probably.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Canjeh - scarface

 

[Bollo]

Big bottom is on the list. I'm sorted!

 

[Archie_tect]

My mother-in-law is obviously part-Somali- she has great nicknames for people she only knows by sight...
"The one-eyed dog man" being the best one for a neighbour on our street... he's got 2 eyes but his dog hasn't.
...and "The mini-bus lady".... it's a normal service bus but she's very short!