What't the most minging thing that's happened to you

[plainlazy]

Lived on top the trundle near chichester for a while with a bunch of hippies, when one dark night i was walking back up the hill from the local public house when i fell over and ended up with dog s##t up my nose.
The more i tried to get it out the further i pushed it up my nose, to the point where i could taste it !
When i woke up the next morning all i could smell was dog s##t and boy was i sick.
Makes me feel sick just thinking about it, yuk.

 

[yenrod]

> What's the most minging thing that's happened to you

If I told you that - I'd ban myself from here through embrassment

 

[yenrod]

On a 'lesser level' - i ripped my shorts in a race (cheshire classic '88 or '89) - grossly embarassing !

 

[dustystreet]

just remembered another incident that still makes me want to be sick.

went on a ski-ing holiday to romania in '93. was in the cafe hut at the bottom of the slope and the party i was with were inside having lunch. i asked one of them what he was drinking and he said chicken-head soup, do you want some? i said yeah, grabbed his mug and took a big swig.

it literally WAS chicken-head soup as i discovered when i bit into a gristly bit of something i don't want to think about. i can still feel the crunch and taste the vile lump now.

 

[theclaud]

. i asked one of them what he was drinking and he said chicken-head soup

[...]

it literally WAS chicken-head soup

There was a clue there somewhere...

 

[dustystreet]

yeah, but i thought it was just chicken flavour, not actual head. i should have factored in the rather third-world environment we were staying in. put it this way, dinner in the hotel was egg-soup.

a raw egg in a bowl of warm water...

 

[dav1d]

I went to use a public phone box in Dublin. It was dark and the light inside it wasn't working. I picked up the receiver, it felt a bit odd, sort of rubbery, damp and clammy. I used my lighter to have a look at it. I realised someone had pulled a used condom over the top of the receiver and like Greedo, I found myself repeatedly washing my hands anywhere I seen a sink for the next few days.

That reminds me: About to use a phone box near to the Castle chippy in Salford, I picked up the reciever - and flung it down quick! Some dirty chav had clearly used it as toilet roll! It was disgusting!

 

[shouldbeinbed]

I have had to cut up my brothers crap for days on end to look for a safety pin he'd swallowed.

Part of my job entails me dealing with the deceased, often after violent deaths or the Post Mortem, never pleasant. I'll not go into detail, I don't know how people may have had friends or family go, but I've experienced some very unpleasant moments. Living bodily outpourings will do for me anyday.

 

[addictfreak]

I was at an incident while at work, a house fire where there was possibly persons trapped. Anyway we were in wearing BA searching in thick smoke, couldnt see your hand in front of your face.
While im feeling round with my hands, I get a wet horrible feeling. Eventually we clear the house, (no one in thank god). I return to the first floor to see what i'd put my hand in. There on the landing is a bucket full to the brim of shoot and pee!
The house only had a downstairs loo, and the occupiers must releive themselves in the bucket overnight.

Needless to say the gloves were binned and a new pair acquired from stores

 

[Aperitif]

I was at an incident while at work, a house fire where there was possibly persons trapped. Anyway we were in wearing BA searching in thick smoke, couldnt see your hand in front of your face.
While im feeling round with my hands, I get a wet horrible feeling. Eventually we clear the house, (no one in thank god). I return to the first floor to see what i'd put my hand in. There on the landing is a bucket full to the brim of shoot and pee!
The house only had a downstairs loo, and the occupiers must releive themselves in the bucket overnight.

Needless to say the gloves were binned and a new pair acquired from stores

That's beyond the pail...

 

[rich p]

I was at an incident while at work, a house fire where there was possibly persons trapped. Anyway we were in wearing BA searching in thick smoke, couldnt see your hand in front of your face.
While im feeling round with my hands, I get a wet horrible feeling. Eventually we clear the house, (no one in thank god). I return to the first floor to see what i'd put my hand in. There on the landing is a bucket full to the brim of shoot and pee!
The house only had a downstairs loo, and the occupiers must releive themselves in the bucket overnight.

Needless to say the gloves were binned and a new pair acquired from stores

At least you didn't kick the bucket

 

[shouldbeinbed]

We get to see some really des-res's when out doing a bit of SOCOing too, the worst I saw was a kitchen where there wasn't a surface not covered in half eaten takeaway tins and filthy pots, disguting work surfaces and cooker, the front room had little piles of dog and cat turds dotted all over the floor many of them with quite luxuriant grey hairstyles of mould, the place stunk of stale pee and cigarette fug everywhere and you stuck to the carpet but the real sickener was the baby in a days old nappy (dragging on the floor it was so full) crawling round the floor in the middle of it whilst mum just sat there. A quick call to social services to report in what we'd seen to add to the file.