When Are You 'Too Old'?

[Fnaar]

I'm 50 now, but recently went to see a band two nights in a row in different cities, and yesterday found myself recording the sound of a fart on my mobile. Too old? Never!!

 

[fossyant]

Bouncing worries you.SERIOUSLY.Me being 15,i couldn't care less about bouncing even when i turn 50.

You are 15, still growing. I still bounce rather well, and consider myself quite good at falling off. The thing is, I don't recover as well now I'm 42 as when I was in my 20's - seem to get more damage that takes longer to heal.

 

[JtB]

You are 15, still growing. I still bounce rather well, and consider myself quite good at falling off. The thing is, I don't recover as well now I'm 42 as when I was in my 20's - seem to get more damage that takes longer to heal.

He'll understand what we mean in about 30 years or so.

 

[007fair]

It's actually when you start listening to The Archers on Radio 4

I really hope I never get to be that old

 

[compo]

When you fancy the granny more than the grand-daughter.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Why would anybody care for "not bouncing" bouncing makes you feel like you fell twice or thirce(me not fallen from cycle for two months now)

Finally got the hang of not using stabilisers did you?

Or when you accidentally tune into Radio 2 and find its playing your kind of music

It's actually when you start listening to The Archers on Radio 4

Seriously though, have any of you ever listened to Jazz FM at some stupid hour of the morning? It's all

'Be there or be square!'

type music

Yeah, like chill out dude and have some cool aid!

 

[PpPete]

Or when you accidentally tune into Radio 2 and find its playing your kind of music

Been doing that for a while now....
OTH after a major motorist induced "off" last year I BOUNCED back up and shouted at the top of my voice to the drivers of the following cars who had stopped:
"DID ANYONE GET THE C...T'S NUMBER?"

My dad took up ski-ing in his 60s and only gave up recently (in his 80s) when a brain condition affected his sense of balance. If I had the money, I'd buy him a trike...

 

[User482]

When you see a group of scantily clad young ladies wending their way home from a night out, you no longer think "Phwoar!", but "They must be cold"

This happened to me on *that* FNRttC to Southend last year - the one where our water bottles froze. Anyway, we'd paused to regroup in (I think) Romford at club chucking out time, and the sight of 100 lycra-clad cyclists caused a few of the locals to stop and talk to us. Some of them were very pretty and were wearing very little. My first thought was "you'll catch your death". Sad times.

 

[buggi]

unless your mrs is suffering from osteoporosis (or however the hell you spell it) there's no reason to think she was going to break her arm when she fell over. Osteothingymajig is the only reason anyone older should not try anything. she fell awkardly, could have happened anywhere, like stepping on a bus. what her friends really mean is "i'd rather be sitting on my fat a.r.s.e getting fatter than do some exercise" .

which is why they are fat and your girlfriend probably isn't. they are secretly jealous. )))

 

[Nihal]

Finally got the hang of not using stabilisers did you?

me never used stabilizers mate,except when i was 8 or 9