When I rule the world...

[swee'pea99]

No thanks.

I AM THE RULER - YOU WILL OBEY! Here's your dog.

 

[Blue]

I AM THE RULER - YOU WILL OBEY! Here's your dog.

OK, I'll let my cats deal with it. It won't last long!!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'll turn into a crazy dictator and rule with a rod of iron. I'll kill who I want, shag who I want (And just because I've shagged you doesn't mean you're safe) and take what I want when I want it.

So there.

Gawd it'll be like living in Norfolk.

 

[stephec]

All cake, chocolate bars and latte,will cost 1p.

Especially Cadbury's whole nut?

 

[TVC]

... Everyone will be issued with a three legged dog.

 

[MossCommuter]

... Everyone will be issued with a three legged dog.

You see, people, it's this kind of creative thinking that could get you promoted to my right hand side

 

[Asa Post]

I'll turn into a crazy dictator and rule with a rod of iron. I'll kill who I want, shag who I want (And just because I've shagged you doesn't mean you're safe) and take what I want when I want it.

So there.

Your avatar suddenly makes a lot of sense

 

[green1]

Gawd it'll be like living in Norfolk.

Zips and buttons must be very difficult in Norfolk, with the lack of opposable thumbs.

 

[rich p]

I'm presuming Mossy spilt his beer at a wobbly pub table.
I suggest this...

 

[Fnaar]

 

[classic33]

Yorkshire will be the Capital of the World.

 

[winjim]

Four legged tables and chairs will be banned.

It takes three legs to make a tripod or to make a table stand
It takes three wheels to make a vehicle called a tricycle...

 

[tony111]

Mondays will be removed from the calendar. And it's not looking good for Tuesdays.

 

[ScotiaLass]

There will be compulsory cycle breaks, lasting at least 2 hours. Every work day.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

And what isn't illegal will be compulsory.