When innocent things go bad

[Mr Phoebus]

This is a genuine scan from a kids 'Star Wars' colouring book.

Your lack of enthusiasm disturbs me.

 

[Melvil]

She'd better watch out that Darth doesn't choke her!

 

[Melvil]

(ahem) with his use of 'the force'

 

[Mr Phoebus]

I'm your father.

 

[Eat MY Dust]

Where exactly is his light sabre????

 

[Elmer Fudd]

I saw Keith Prowse on Saturday.

Help you across the road ?

 

[Dayvo]

I saw Keith Prowse on Saturday.

Who's Keith Prowse? Dave Prowse's brother?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

He crossed to the dark side.

 

[papercorn2000]

There's a joke somewhere about Death Stars which I can't be arsed to think up.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

What colour should the kids use for his helmet?

 

[Dayvo]

Darth pink

 

[alecstilleyedye]

he's either got very long legs or a very long willy

 

[trustysteed]

My ex mom-in-law once went out with a date with Dave Prowse before be became DV or the GCM!

So I don't think that's her in the drawing....