When shredding documents, DO NOT do this!

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If only @Brandane had spent a couple of quid more...
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[biggs682]

lesson learnt

 

[Brandane]

But was it worth it in return for the 22 "likes" that telling us about it earned you?

Why, is there some sort of league to be won? Or do we get to cash in a certain amount of likes for a bitcoin, or a bag of Haribo or something?
Consider my OP to be nothing more than a public safety message.

 

[400bhp]

Fair play for owning up.

Feckin hillarious.

 

[martint235]

I knew an idiot who tried to retrieve some toast from an electric toaster with a knife while the elements were live.

No names, no pack drill.

You mean we haven't all done that? I thought that was part of growing up, kind of like figuring out which holes in the plug socket you needed to stick metal in to get a shock.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If only @Brandane had spent a couple of quid more...
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Being a bloke I am probably missing something, but why on earth would you be wanting to shred Tampons and towels??

 

[slowmotion]

Being a bloke I am probably missing something, but why on earth would you be wanting to shred Tampons and towels??

Because they can!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You mean we haven't all done that? I thought that was part of growing up, kind of like figuring out which holes in the plug socket you needed to stick metal in to get a shock.

I never did, although I once nearly did the knife in the toaster thing whilst trying to retrieve a piece of bread from the bottom whilst it was still on. I was told not too right at the critical moment!

I also remember nearly licking a plug purely out of curiosity (I can't remember why either) and being shouted at frantically to NOT, under ANY circumstances to do that!!

 

[slowmotion]

I once stuck my little finger in a pencil sharpener. I didn't repeat it.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

It's that cold over there, that you're turning shredders into open fireplaces?? .

 

[craigwend]

many year ago whilst in a 'trainee' post a 'senior member' of staff was shredding confidential material, though lent over with her ID badge on a chain around her neck...

My role as 'trainee' for the next 1/2 hour (whilst she recovered every bit of her badge / evidence) was as 'lookout'
& then for the rest of the placement to 'have no idea how the shredder broke'...

 

[postman]

And apparently there are some idiots about who try to clear jammed shredders using sharp kitchen knives, while the shredders are still switched on!

(Allegedly ... )

There are even bigger idiots who pour Nitromors paint stripper onto bonfires to give it a bit more oomph.He was enveloped in a grey mushroom cloud with no oxygen.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Consider my OP to be nothing more than a public safety message.

The safety message is already printed on the GT85 can ... highly inflammable ...

Sorry, your op was just too hilarious, sorry again for laughing ... gws ...

 

[Brandane]

The safety message is already printed on the GT85 can ... highly inflammable ...

Sorry, your op was just too hilarious, sorry again for laughing ... gws ...

Ahh, so it does. Could you not have told me that yesterday?
Anyway, my flying roof slates are now more of a concern than the lightly toasted eyebrows, singed trousers, and junked shredder . I thought Friday 13th was LAST week!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Ahh, so it does. Could you not have told me that yesterday?
Anyway, my flying roof slates are now more of a concern than the lightly toasted eyebrows, singed trousers, and junked shredder . I thought Friday 13th was LAST week!

I'll raise your flying slates with my flying broccoli plant pots