Where's Mister Paul Gone?

[bonj2]

Theories:
1) He's gone absolutely mad with the burgundy dulux and having successfully conquered the entirety of central Birmingham, has now set about converting the whole of the midlands to 'shared space' / 'home zones'
2) He's evolved into something else (God knows what)
3) He's been banned
4) The illuminati were angered by his denial they exist, and have captured him
5) Aliens "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" ""
6) Having been overtaken by yet another speedophile, he's finally flipped and has rounded up a 100-strong infantry, equipped them with shields, pitch forks and bows and arrows, and is currently marching up to scotland, leading his impromptu army to invade SS towers

I was going to say which one I thought was the most likely, but they're all fairly likely.

 

[jonesy]

Perhaps he's evolved into a new species? Maybe one that doesn't need a pancreas?

 

[Noodley]

he's gone to track you down bonj.

and I think it's sweet that you miss him.

 

[bonj2]

Hmmm...More worried about him than miss him, in the sense that what with his normal obsession for arguing with me (and others) on this forum he must be up to something fairly serious to not have been doing it for ages ...so was just postulating the possibilities!

 

[Chuffy]

The mammoth ice-fish have got him.

 

[Chuffy]

But it's nice that you've missed him.

 

[andyoxon]

Bonj, if I was to hazard a guess I'd say he's gone somewhere nice on holiday - it's the time of year. From tomorrow we'll be off for two weeks.

 

[Noodley]

Hmmm...More worried about him than miss him...

That is even sweeter.

 

[Keith Oates]

I'd go for the 'away on holiday' option, time will tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Andy in Sig]

Hmmm...More worried about him than miss him, in the sense that what with his normal obsession for arguing with me (and others) on this forum he must be up to something fairly serious to not have been doing it for ages ...so was just postulating the possibilities!

You must be very perceptive. How on earth do you manage to distinguish him from everybody else on the forum in that respect?

 

[bonj2]

I'd go for the 'away on holiday' option, time will tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bonj, if I was to hazard a guess I'd say he's gone somewhere nice on holiday - it's the time of year. From tomorrow we'll be off for two weeks.

ah, but he would have said before if he was going on holiday and probably boasting about it. I'm currently swinging towards theory 6. He probably considered saying he was going on a holiday to scotland, but figured people might put two and two together and forewarn PS.

 

[Yorkshireman]

Last I heard was him saying something about 15 foot long mastodon tusks being found ... Crete I think it was. (Radio 4 News to-day).

 

[alecstilleyedye]

i think he's giving you the chance to overtake his post count bonj mind how you go on the way up

 

[Arch]

ah, but he would have said before if he was going on holiday and probably boasting about it.

Why would he do that? You'd only tell him the place he was going was a load of crapola, and he ought to go where you go, because that's the only place that's any good.

He'll be on holiday.

Either that, or working on a machine to pull planets closer to each other...

 

[Unkraut]

... and is currently marching up to scotland, leading his impromptu army to invade SS towers

He's going to invest Stirling to finance this.