Which biscuit to eat first?

[PeteXXX]

I just got in from work, poured a glass of milk, and delved into the biscuit barrel to grab a couple of biscuits.
A 'Nice' and a 'Chocolate Chip' appeared in my mitt.
Both are amongst my favourites.... Which to eat first though????
And should I dunk or not?

Decisions decisions.

 

[Keith Oates]

They are both good biscuits but why ruin them by 'dunking'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Roadrider48]

Doesn't the Nice taste of chocolate, seeing as they're in the same barrel?
Two good biscuits though!

 

[biggs682]

nice first the choc chip second and then a digestive to round it of

 

[ScotiaLass]

The deed has been done but for me, Nice first and dunking is the law!

 

[coffeejo]

I would have put the not-so-nice back, got another chocolate one and ruined neither with the dunking thing.

 

[welsh dragon]

I don't like nice biscuits. Same here. Put the nice back and pick another choco one.

 

[screenman]

I would have spread some strawberry jam on the Nice. Hmmm!

 

[Dave 123]

Nice are awful. So are malted milks.
A bourbon- get your teeth under the top layer, prize upwards gently, break off and eat. Remove the remains of this layer and eat. Now comes the good bit.....
Scrape teeth along the "cream" until all is removed. Roll around mouth until dissolved. Eat remaining biscuit.

This also applies to custard creams.

 

[PeteXXX]

Biscuits don't ususlly last long enough here for choccy osmosis to occur, however the problem of which to eat first was partially solved by having two more and eating them in a different order....... Undunked on this occasion.

 

[pplpilot]

Im had never been a dunker, however over the Christmas holidays I found myself dunking a Digestive and now I can't stop. There's something strangely satisfying about a dunk...

 

[Markymark]

I sometimes like to have 3 club biscuits (I'm a greedy git). I love the orange and the fruit but dislike the mint.

I take them all out of the wrapper, mix them up then play Club Biscuit roulette. Smelling them is cheating!

 

[I like Skol]

I have just had a vision of the future! This thread is going to be 372 pages long and run like the Beer and Tea threads...........

However, just to keep the ball rolling, I would stuff em both in at once without dunking! Dunking is reserved for Choc Bourbons or maybe Custard Creams and then only in coffee (I don't drink tea, do biscuits get dunked in tea?). Dunking a Bourbon for 5s then standing it upright to prevent breakage on the way to its destination is the best way to eat them. The biscuit softens and the choc cream layer stays firm and it becomes like a little warm choc fudge cake, mmmmmmmm....... Be warned though, you have to hold the right end where the filling squeezes right to the end, or else it all breaks off and plops to the bottom of the cup!

 

[RecordAceFromNew]

The only right answer is they should be eaten in the order of increasing sweetness, else subsequent less sweet ones will all taste like weetabix. QED

 

[Hitchington]

Anyone interested in biscuit news and views should got to http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/

It's helped me out in the past.