Which biscuit to eat first?

[Roadrider48]

My wife came home the other day with a packet of chocolate hobnobs. For some reason a biscuit I haven't had for years; consequently the kettle went straight on.

 

[Roadrider48]

I sometimes like to have 3 club biscuits (I'm a greedy git). I love the orange and the fruit but dislike the mint.

I take them all out of the wrapper, mix them up then play Club Biscuit roulette. Smelling them is cheating!

Nothing wrong with that!

 

[potsy]

I lost interest when he said 'a couple of biscuits' hardly worth bothering

Imo biscuits are best dunked, in tea, and they should be chocolate digestives or hobnobs.

 

[accountantpete]

Just munchin' through a packet of these little rascals -

 

[roadrash]

this cracks me up

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSWzBnt0dlc

only thing wrong is he dunks em into tea ,

 

[snorri]

.. Be warned though, .......... or else it all breaks off and plops to the bottom of the cup!

Isn't that why teaspoons are always provided alongside the tea or coffee cup in classy establishments for mushy biscuit recovery?.

 

[Cubist]

There is a new product, a collaboration between McVities and Viagra. You put it in your tea and stops your biscuit going soft when you dunk it......

 

[Lullabelle]

Nice are awful. So are malted milks.
A bourbon- get your teeth under the top layer, prize upwards gently, break off and eat. Remove the remains of this layer and eat. Now comes the good bit.....
Scrape teeth along the "cream" until all is removed. Roll around mouth until dissolved. Eat remaining biscuit.

This also applies to custard creams.

spooky, that is exactly how I eat them

 

[Andy_R]

You've all missed the obvious - sweet digestive biscuits with blue cheese

 

[Andy_R]

[QUOTE 2954559, member: 259"]I wouldn't fancy dunking that in my tea![/quote]

 

[Dave 123]

spooky, that is exactly how I eat them

Well that makes you weird!
Shall we go halves on a packet?

 

[Lullabelle]

Well that makes you weird!
Shall we go halves on a packet?

Sounds good to me

 

[TheDoctor]

I've always wondered why those biskits are called 'Nice' when they're not, especially...
Custard Creams, OTOH, are very good.

 

[PeteXXX]

I realize that this might be considered heresy, and in less enlightened times could have resulted in all sorts of nastiness that included the use of hot pokers, but I don't like Digestive biscuits.

 

[Ron-da-Valli]

Whatever happened to Lincoln biscuits? You know the round ones that looked like hobnail boots. And I dunk all biscuits bar choccy ones.