Which CC'er would you wed?

[montage]

The idea of being Wigsie and MacB's pool boy seems to have fallen though.



So Im still up for grabs.

 

[Joe24]

You cannot marry five women, and I do not like sharing.

My choice might be limited, he would need to be intelligent, witty, and not ugly, who does that leave then? (and not more than ten years younger than me )

* goes away to further consider the options and re-read the "Hot or Not" thread.

You bummed out then ComedyPilot.
The wise bongo man at school gave me advice on how to have more then one wife.
He has 7 wives, some in Jamaca, some Africa and one in England, he also has 8 kids.
Apparently, you have to ask the other wife/wives before you can have another.
He has to treat them all about the same.
I said it must get expensive!

But, "women, they are the mother earth, and you do not mess with mother earth"
"Women are like a fountain, drink from them"

This is more advice that i was given.

 

[Crackle]

Was he wise or stoned?

 

[montage]

You bummed out then ComedyPilot.
The wise bongo man at school gave me advice on how to have more then one wife.
He has 7 wives, some in Jamaca, some Africa and one in England, he also has 8 kids.
Apparently, you have to ask the other wife/wives before you can have another.
He has to treat them all about the same.
I said it must get expensive!

But, "women, they are the mother earth, and you do not mess with mother earth"
"Women are like a fountain, drink from them"

This is more advice that i was given.

The idea of Women is good in theory, but not in practise.

Seriously, never met a more confusing animal. How many times have I been shouted at for merely facing in the direction of another woman, leaving my shoes in an incorrect place or not talking as much as I should be?

 

[Lisa21]

That my dear, would be a dream come true

But then I would not have been getting out, would I ???!!!

 

[rich p]

baggy, just to annoy chuffy

…

Not because she's gorgeous then

 

[rich p]

To make matters even worse, they don't even have that.

Once Lisa and I get married, we'll probably turn into a prudish pair of old maids, and regrow our hymens.

I think it just heals up

 

[Jim_Noir]

But then I would not have been getting out, would I ???!!!

Unless you are good at undoing knots with your teeth

 

[Lisa21]

Unless you are good at undoing knots with your teeth

Well all I can say to that is

 

[Wigsie]

This thread is a ploy by Wigsie to destroy beautiful friendships as we all realize our love is unrequited.

Not really gone to plan though... just another badkitty/lisa21 lesbo romp!

errr... ignore me... carry on ladies!

 

[ttcycle]

you lot are absolutely hilarious!

 

[montage]

testicles

 

[badkitty]

Not really gone to plan though... just another badkitty/lisa21 lesbo romp!

errr... ignore me... carry on ladies!

That's outrageous, Wigsie. Am so offended. We're not romping. We're planning holy matrimony. Doesn't get much further from romping than that!

You didn't really expect people to name names did you? There are some tender hearts on here, who's contents must never be made public, for everyone's sake.

So - do you wanna be a bridesmaid or not?

 

[montage]

That's outrageous, Wigsie. Am so offended. We're not romping. We're planning holy matrimony. Doesn't get much further from romping than that!

You didn't really expect people to name names did you? There are some tender hearts on here, who's contents must never be made public, for everyone's sake.

So - you do wanna be a bridesmaid or not?

I am a tender heart.

 

[Chuffy]

So - you do wanna be a bridesmaid or not?

Ooooh, ooooh me please! I look great in peach taffeta.