Which CC'er would you wed?

[montage]

Just don't think about where you came from. Mummy Montage probably had to do them too.

My mum and dad had sex, big woop.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

O my

 

[Wigsie]

If we ever end up sharing a prison cell you're in for a big surprise sweetcheeks...

So are you.... my cheeks are not sweet!

 

[montage]

Id be tempted by Chuffy, but I think we would split (well I certainly wouldnt split from a ramrod that small) as he would get around far too much.

Tempted by wigsie aswell, but I would end up starved in the cellar, wrapped in leather with a bit between my teeth

 

[Chuffy]

I'd possibly consider Joe24 if I fancy a toy boy, although I'd like to have the option of giving him back when he gets on my nerves

Thirty seconds will seem like a lifetime.

 

[Joe24]

I think Bonj would be on my list, our mudguards could elope. I'd possibly consider Joe24 if I fancy a toy boy, although I'd like to have the option of giving him back when he gets on my nerves

You can be my second wife if you like? Just see me every now and then.
Although i think Jane might wear me out.

 

[Chuffy]

So are you.... my cheeks are not sweet!

We're in prison love. I don't think anyone on the cellblock is going to be too fussed. Now, be a darling and pick up that bar of soap....

 

[Chuffy]

YAlthough i think Jane might wear me out.

Thirty seconds will seem like a lifetime.

Not sure who for though....

 

[montage]

Thirty seconds will seem like a lifetime.

Not sure who for though....

Well I doubt Joe could do much with 30 seconds...

 

[Chuffy]

Well I doubt Joe could do much with 30 seconds...

I'm sure he could so some homework in the remaining twenty.

 

[Wigsie]

Well I doubt Joe could do much with 30 seconds...

I think joe could probably do everything he knows in 30 seconds!

 

[montage]

I'm sure he could so some homework in the remaining twenty.

And undoe the rest of the zip in the other remaining 5 seconds

 

[SavageHoutkop]

erm, yes, that could have caused some friction.
It sounds like you and best friend are made for eachother though... sorry?
I find men are at their most honest half asleep

 

[montage]

erm, yes, that could have caused some friction.
It sounds like you and best friend are made for eachother though... sorry?
I find men are at their most honest half asleep

Oh you are quoting me.
Im honest all the time! Honest!

 

[Night Train]

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