Which cyclist?

[Turdus philomelos]

The rub doons.

 

[biggs682]

Gym trainer. Tight fitting 70s Adidas track suit, whistle, a lot of shouting... bliss.

@Drago i can just see you doing that as well

 

[welsh dragon]

You've found some extra speed then?

What can I say accept im a work in progress.....slow progress. and your probably must in front of me...

 

[byegad]

Can I drive the team car and shout at the lazy sods to pedal harder as I enjoy the views.

 

[nickyboy]

Deffo the sprinter. Coast along in the middle of the peleton for 160km, then give it maximum effort for the last 200m.

Plus sprinters are cool and are vaguely normal looking, unlike the anorexic climbers. Oh, and while we're at it I'd like Marcel Kittel's hair as well

 

[ianrauk]

I'll be the one taking all the illegal drugs.

 

[fimm]

The Time Trial specialist. Just you and the road and the clock, and the knowledge of how to get the absolute maximum out of yourself..

 

[busman]

The team is coming along nicely. I see no one wants to be a GC contender, most dissapointed

 

[nickyboy]

I'll be the one taking all the illegal drugs.

That doesn't narrow it down much though does it?

 

[Brandane]

Please can I be the motorbike rider with the backward facing pillion carrying the TV camera? Always thought that would be a good job. Stuff actually cycling in one of them though; too much like hard work!