Which dinner party?

[Yellow Fang]

Say you have been invited to two dinner parties on the same evening. At the first dinner party the other guests are

• Oscar Wilde,
• Elizabeth Taylor,
• Sir Issac Newton and
• Margaret Thatcher.

At the other dinner party, the guests are

• G.K. Chesterton,
• Diana Dors,
• Patrick Moore and
• Barbara Castle.

 

[Sittingduck]

I dial 118Dominos...

 

[Davidc]

Needs a 3rd option.....

"I'd go out for a ride on my bike"

 

[Beebo]

I would go to the 2nd one to ask Diana Dors if the following joke is true, it makes me laugh every time I hear it.

Diana Dors real name was Diana Fluck. She was invited back to Swindon, her birthplace, to open a fete. The vicar, terrified he’d mispronounce her name, mispronounced her name. ‘We have with us today Diana Dors, whom many of you here in Swindon will remember as Diana Klunt.’

 

[Spinney]

Newton was a grumpy old git, so I'd set him onto Thatcher and listen to Oscar Wilde. I guess Liz might have a few amusing anecdotes too.

 

[Night Train]

Neither. The smell of dead bodies would put me off my food.

 

[Melonfish]

I'll take the cyanide pill please bob.

 

[Moon bunny]

I originally voted for Oscar O'Fartie Wilde's, then we could gang up on Thatcher and tear her a new ...but on second thoughts I would go to the Barbara Castle one, drink two bottles of wine and then drive home.

 

[Fnaar]

Diana Dors? Barbara Castle? No contest!!

[edit: damn, i was thinking of Babs Windsor ]

 

[biggs682]

cant make it got my belly fluff to remove sorry

 

[Yellow Fang]

I'll take the cyanide pill please bob.

That wouldn't help. I forgot to say this dinner party is for eternity.

 

[EltonFrog]

I think I'll down the pub for a pint....and I don't drink.