deptfordmarmoset
Full time tea drinker
- Location
- Armonmy Way
I'd guess weight loss would be the prime reason.
Which drug will it turn out to be?
- Thread starter PaulB
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"Cocaine," shrieked some tabloid in the garage this evening. So what, says I.
Now if you want a proper horse racing drug, ginger is the stuff. In the heady days of the 1880s it was dried, powdered, and administered to the horse via a pea-shooter - the trick apparently is to lift the horse's tail with care, and to stand to one side while doing it. Oh, and you get someone different to do it next time, because horses often have a good memory for faces.
Now if you want a proper horse racing drug, ginger is the stuff. In the heady days of the 1880s it was dried, powdered, and administered to the horse via a pea-shooter - the trick apparently is to lift the horse's tail with care, and to stand to one side while doing it. Oh, and you get someone different to do it next time, because horses often have a good memory for faces.
Hacienda71
Mancunian in self imposed exile in leafy Cheshire
- Location
- Wilmslow, Cheshire
Can't see cocaine make him a better jockey. Just a cockey jockey.
Maz
Guru
FACT: Horses don't take drugs. It's impossible to use a syringe when you've got hooves.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
What a load of pony.
