Which faculty do you think will fail first when you get old?

[Dayvo]

Probably absent-mindedness.

 

[ACW]

my left wing views

 

[rich p]

My hip is waiting to be sawn off and replaced ...

... and I've still got a skin flap on my shoulder that I'm too weedy to let my wife tie up to wither on the vine.

 

[sheddy]

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[swee'pea99]

My impeccable, mastery of. punctuation?

 

[palinurus]

My mother thinks immigrants are eating our swans.

Maybe I'll end up like that too.

 

[palinurus]

They're the queen's you know

 

[Crackle]

Oh I forgot about this thread.

 

[Trumpettom001]

Do I not just feel smug!!!

All I have, is a slightly higher suseptability to colds, and probably hair loss a bit later - 18 at the 'mo, so hopefully thats a long way off....

 

[Bollo]

My ability to get an erect.....

No, hang on. Everything's fine.

 

[jay clock]

I am looking forward to faecal incontinence

 

[ComedyPilot]

Continence.

Or is that incontinence?

If you're incontinent, you have lesser control?

So if you're continent, you have control?

I have control, turning heading 270, climbing to altitude 35'er and maintaining heading.


Nurse.............!

 

[Campfire]

Knees I think! And maybe shoulder, from a fall off my bike landing on my head on concrete (that's what's wrong with me folks!) and shoulder suffering ads well. That was on the Mosel bicycle route & I ended up in hospital at Zell.

 

[MichaelM]

At the ripe old age of 45, I've had 7 knee operations (3 x ACL repair), I've recently started to wear glasses for reading and find I'm needing them more and more, and am suffering from high tone deafness. I've had and an operation for exostosis on the right side, and need it doing on the left.

What was the question again ?

 

[threefingerjoe]

Memory is the second thing to go. Can't remember the first.