Which way do I turn?

[I like Skol]

The Big Gun. A nice pub for nice people!

I reckon you should turn around and go home....

 

[Edwardoka]

Quantum mechanics is quite clear: you turn both ways simultaneously, so long as no-one is watching.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

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Were the construction workers so horrified by the split-personality building that they forgot to put the right signs in the right places?